Top 10 Atheist Quotes: Stupid and funny comments

1. Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night — Isaac Asimov

Unfortunately, he was drunk enough when he made that comment.

2. I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life. — Andrew Carnegie

Even Adrew Carnegie understood it’s easier to teach a man than a woman. Ultimately, the problem exists.

3. All thinking men are atheists. — Ernest Hemingway

Right after he said this in a bar, some people came up to beat him. His friend apologized on behalf of him and said, “He wasn’t thinking before making the comment.”

4. Lighthouses are more helpful then churches. — Benjamin Franklin

Who was the shipowner’s daughter that he was trying to flirt with?

5. Faith means not wanting to know what is true. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Don’t keep faith in his words, you’ll find the truth. 🙂

6. The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. — George Bernard Shaw

Doesn’t that point the non-believers as heavy drinkers and those sceptic people who just creates problems within a society? Shit !!! By the way, Bernard realized that believer of books are happier. Interesting.

7. Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile. — Kurt Vonnegut

Hmmm… on the question of faith, he was kicked off the Army for backstabbing them at the Rhineland Campaign. This atheist could failed to pass his thesis though.

8. I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. — Frank Lloyd Wright

He must have missed primary and kindergarten schools. Poor Wright !!!

9. A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he got to know… — Samuel Clemens

…about the bride just before getting married.”

10. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon

Better live like a common people than like Bush who thinks himself as the wisest piece living on earth.


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15 Responses to Top 10 Atheist Quotes: Stupid and funny comments

  1. al farabi says:

    😀 😀 😀 nice!!

  2. chuck craven says:

    I like the Bush-bashing part 🙂

  3. Greg09 says:

    funny 😀 😀 I liked the one of Benjamin Franklin….

  4. Tom Baker says:

    Idiots all of them. There is no way a chaotic universe turned into the ordered universe we know.

  5. Peace says:

    I’ve read all your stuff….its nice…..but anyway i’m an atheist….cant hide a watermelon inside your pocket…….if ya know what i mean…

  6. good

  7. ha says:

    All of you’re little comments are just attacks on the statement itself, not logical arguments against the meaning of the quote.

  8. pot-smokin hippy commie atheist says:

    Completely missed the point in all of your quotes

    • tabletmedia says:

      probably you were high on pot-smoking!

  9. Moonglade says:

    I am a down-to-earth religious person, but your responses to these quotes are shitty.

    • tabletmedia says:

      ah! feel free to suggest improvements

  10. kwpung says:

    this entire thing is stupid. all of these atheist quotes make sense. your completely taking this out of context. christianity is stupid is hell (oh the irony of figure of speeches). jesus wasn’t even real. your just trying to rebuttal these philosophical messages by discrediting the people who wrote/said them. your a sexist and know nothing of literature.

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  11. Kylie says:

    Look people. If you dont believe in God, why fight about it.Keep your freaking comments to yourself.I believe in God …….I brlieve in God…..I believe in God.There I said it. NOW FIGHT ABOUT IT. FREAKIN ATHEIST MORONS.

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