What’s so funny about politics?


Politics is not a funny game at all. It’s serious. Man, am here for some serious talks!!! Don’t laugh even if you read, “B-U-S-H”.  He was a man of words (why are you laughing, am serious). In the 2002 President’s Economic Forum meet, Bush announced, “I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.” Unless his daughter got caught red-handed or pranked by Maxim on their April Fool issue, Bush still thinks there is nothing negative to point at him.

Obama is much smarter than his earlier President. He is a great leader and a future thinker. He introduced his new Vice-President saying this, “”Let me introduce to you the next President — the new Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden.” With Nobel Award already dazzling his front meeting cabinet shelf, the charming man can deliver his flirt anywhere just like he did on a debate, “You’re likeable enough, Hillary.” By the way, he has a strong sense of human existence, trust me, otherwise why would he say this, “”On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”

Hillary Clinton. The lovingly gorgeous should have been one of the models for Parachute Coconut Oil ad. She carries her hair as beautiful as Khaleda Zia does. Hey Prime Minster, am talking to Mrs Hasina Wajed, get a hair dresser for you – just cut a long foreign trip short if you need to bear the expense for appointing Farzana Shakil or Kaniz Almas. Coming back to the blonde (isn’t she?), Hillary certainly possesses some brain too. Hillary Clinton said she plans to build a new energy industry in Texas and in America. At least she recognizes the two have little to do with one another.

Khandaker Delwar is unparallel to any of the politicians worldwide, the YouTube Star of the Nation. Probably, the most dedicated and sincere speaker over the microphone, that he doesn’t even care whether he is wearing anything or not. See the other side, he is a brilliant organizer, he already had appointed someone to fix his pajamas as a contingency plan. Hey Obama, could you even think of that? I strongly believe, Politics is a serious game. You should not laugh at it. It’s a religion to some people. Obey it. You have a lot to learn from them. If you don’t know how to be on the first page of a newspaper, get married (age is not a barrier) and consult Mr. Ershad. By the way, if you have failed to make an impression on a girl, try to follow Obama, it will work. Seriously. Unless you want to be a Tiger Wood; even a night club hostess, Rachel, denied having sex with.

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